Dads are known for their hilarious, but lame jokes. I needed to update myself on finding some Fall/Halloween ones and thought I would share with you what I found. Some of these jokes are probably the cheesiest Dad jokes you could think of, so beware.
Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pie
Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: A Pumpkin Patch
Q: What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible patient was there?
A: Tell him I can’t see him
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Q: What is the cutest season of the year?
Q: How do leaves travel from town to town?
A: Using Autumn-Mobiles
Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month of the year?
Q: What reads and lives in apples?
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pasta?
Q: What kind of room does a ghost not need?
A: A Living Room
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the w!
Q: What do you call two witches living together?
Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A: Tickle his funny bone
Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
A: Wrap Music
Q: Why are Ghosts so bad at lying?
A: You can see right through them
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A Nectarine!
Q: Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
A: He was outstanding in his field
Q: What did the tree say to autumn?
A: Leave me alone
And last but not least…….. *DRUMROLL*
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
A: Because corn have ears