20 Halloween Themed Dad Jokes

Dads are known for their hilarious, but lame jokes. I needed to update myself on finding some Fall/Halloween ones and thought I would share with you what I found. Some of these jokes are probably the cheesiest Dad jokes you could think of, so beware.

 

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

A: Squash

 

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pie

 

Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: A Pumpkin Patch

 

Q: What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible patient was there?

A: Tell him I can’t see him

 

Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

A: Straw-berries

 

Q: What is the cutest season of the year?

A: Awwwwwwwtumn

 

Q: How do leaves travel from town to town?

A: Using Autumn-Mobiles

 

Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month of the year?

A: Sep-timber

 

Q: What reads and lives in apples?

A: Bookworms

 

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pasta?

A: Spookgetti

 

Q: What kind of room does a ghost not need?

A: A Living Room

 

Q: How do you make a witch itch?

A: Take away the w!

 

Q: What do you call two witches living together?

A: Broommates

 

Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?

A: Tickle his funny bone

 

Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?

A: Wrap Music

 

Q: Why are Ghosts so bad at lying?

A: You can see right through them

 

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A: A Nectarine!

 

Q: Why did the scarecrow win a medal?

A: He was outstanding in his field

 

Q: What did the tree say to autumn?

A: Leave me alone

 

 

And last but not least…….. *DRUMROLL*

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

A: Because corn have ears

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